Monday, March 28, 2011

Something sharp this way comes…

As a child, I loved to stay for a couple of weeks with my grandmother Ruby at her country home every summer, an hour outside of Savannah. My mother’s only brother, Bobby, was only 6 years older than me and I idolized him. For the most part, he indulged me in wanting to do everything he did except when he was off with boys his own age, getting up 12 year old boy things.

Uncle Bobby would take me hunting with him, using his BB gun while we looked for the wild quail in the nearby woods. He and his friends let me play Monopoly with them on summer afternoons, if they were not out looking for girls to tease. He made me a puppet theatre out of old wood found in the shed and grandmother sewed me clothes for the puppets Bobby whittled out of small blocks of wood.

Bobby loved to whittle and he had a pocket knife just for that purpose, although I’m sure he found other ways to use it, being a young boy in rural Georgia. I was watching him whittle one afternoon, as we sat on the front porch alone. I had often asked Bobby to teach me to whittle, but he always told me that I wasn’t allowed to handle the knife, as it was very sharp. Like any other 7 year old little girl, I nagged him until he finally relented.

He picked up a new block of wood and asked me what I wanted to make out of it. I told him a horse but then he explained that an animal like that was very difficult for my first time, so he suggested the face of a bunny rabbit. Not wanting to deter him from the promise of teaching me to whittle, I quickly agreed.

Bobby then preceded draw a bunny face on the small block, and explained to me how to hold the wood. But, more importantly he told me, was to always hold the knife so that the blade pointed away from my body. He also explained how to first carve the wood to get the shape of the bunny face before I got to the details. And then, he put the knife in my hand and watched closely while I began my first attempt at whittling wood.

He was extremely patient with me and that wasn’t easy to do as I was so excited; both at having a forbidden object in my hands and at the thought of carving something that would be totally of my making. About an hour went by when Bobby told me to let’s go inside for a glass of iced tea. I spent a couple of minutes whining that he could just bring my glass outside because I was at a very important part of my carving and I just couldn’t stop.

With renewed warnings of being careful with the knife, Bobby went inside. That was my opportunity to ignore him altogether and whittle my way, so I quickly turned the knife handle around so that the blade was coming towards me, convinced I could do it faster than way. You know what happened next.

I was holding the wood in my left hand, as I’m right handed, and I was just slicing through that wood in good time when the knife slipped and cut into the knuckle of my pointy finger. The knife was so sharp that I barely felt the cut but I did see the bright red blood begin to flow, that was about the time that Bobby came through the screened door and almost went into shock.

He quickly took off his t-shirt and wrapped it around my finger but the blood just kept on coming. He then tore off a strip of his shirt and put a tourniquet behind the cut and that did the trick. We looked at each other and knew instinctively that it was in both of our interests not to tell my grandmother what happened. Over the next few minutes, Bobby took me around to the back of the house to hide me while he snuck inside to get iodine and bandages.

He had to wait to clean the wound until he was sure it had actually stopped bleeding, and during this time, he would unwind the tourniquet and rewind it tightly again and again. After several agonizing minutes, when he was sure I had not cut into a vein and wouldn’t bleed to death, he cleaned the wound before administering the horrible red and stinging iodine.

At this point, I had yet to shed one single tear. I’m positive this was because I was scared to death of my transgression being discovered and the punishment that would surely follow. But when he poured that iodine on the wound, I yelled out, burst into tears and it took a few minutes for Bobby to sooth me quiet again.

It turned out to be fairly easy to hide what I had done because any time I had hurt myself in any way, I always wanted a huge bandage to cover it and my grandmother always accommodated me. We both decided it would be better to keep out of grandmother’s sight until it was necessary for me to make an appearance at dinner, so Bobby yelled into the house that we were going hunting for a while.

We did go into the woods where we wandered around for the next hour or so, and discussed in detail that I would explain the bandage by saying I had scraped my finger on a barbed wire fence. So it was at dinner that evening, when grandmother Ruby anxiously wanted to unwrap my finger so that she could properly clean it, that Bobby quickly explained he knew exactly how to do that, and do that he had. Since I had drawn a bunny face on the bandage, grandmother acquiesced by telling me how important it was to keep it clean and redressed each day until it healed. And it took a few days for that to happen, for sure.

It was years before Bobby and I confessed and that was only after my mother had taken me to the family doctor for a checkup and he noticed my finger was not exactly straight. He was the type doctor that always checked the fingernails for signs of possible internal problems. As it turned out, I had cut a muscle and since it had not been splinted while healing, the consequences are that my finger points upward against its will. I’m just glad it wasn’t my middle finger I had cut.

Jane

29 comments:

Cricket said...

Not your middle finger, eh? LOL.

Maybe that explains something my end. :-P

Just realizing that I read but never returned to comment on your last, as I intended. What an amazing life you have had. Wow. Thanks for sharing your many fascinating stories.

Lyn said...

You are a priceless storyteller! Children's lies and adventures, attached to all of us..but yours still bears witness..sorry..mine are still hidden!! Blogged about my big one ages ago..Monkey Shines..but finally confessed.

Carol@The Writers Porch said...

What a wonderful story Jane! I was right there! xoxo

Brian Miller said...

lol on the middle finger...have a large scar down my leg from a cut i hid until after the statute of limitations from my parents...smiles.

abby jenkins said...

Middle finger, you are hilarious, what a great story. I could almost feel the warm Georgia air in my fingers! Bobby sounds like a great guy, is he still whittling? Can I illustrate your book please? I always have so many visuals jumping through my head whenever I read your posts.

There is a splinter in the base of my middle finger, I was running my 10 year old hand over our neighbor's new porch rail and got a huge splinter. Was too afraid to tell my mother, thought it would hurt a lot to remove it...so there it sits, a little sliver of my childhood.

jpooh said...

Your uncle sounds like a gem; I have an uncle who is only 3 years older than me, and while we spent a lot of time together as kids, he spent most of it teasing me mercilessly.

Jan

Charles Gramlich said...

Had to laugh at the middle finger. You learned a lesson but I'm sorry it came at the cost it did.

Bossy Betty said...

We all have little pacts we make with others when we are children. Yours left a permanent reminder! Great story. I always enjoy your tales.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Again...I LOVE your stories! I never fail to be absolutely rivited by every word. That cut was much worst than I imagined, but it figures if that knife could carve would. Usually like butter.. :) Granddaddy used to carve! What a cute story..and memory. Is your cousin still around?

ladyfi said...

Oh goodness - I felt quite faint reading this.

Captain Dumbass said...

I've got a few scars like that as well. Of course, my stories would be nowhere near as entertaining as yours.

dana said...

If I took every scar on my body and made a story out of it, I'd have blog fodder for a long time...but none of mine tales are as interesting as yours.

Fragrant Liar said...

HAHA. Just to be devil's advocate . . . Too bad, I say, that it wasn't your middle finger. :-))

Chatty Crone said...

That was so priceless - great story and lots of memories. So now after knowing how your finger turned out - would you still have hid it? Just wondering...
sandie

Rob-bear said...

Ah, Jane; now we understand, perhaps, why you can be such a "cut up."

Well done on the story; sorry about the finger.

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rosaria said...

I knew this story would reveal a dark secret. Were you a tougher Mom with your own daughters because of this?

lines n shades said...

loved reading your post... a wonderful story :)

Hilary said...

You have the absolute best stories, Jane. Bobby was an incredibly patient and mature 12 year old, don't you think?

I remember hiding an incredibly painful dog bite which was inside of my lip. I was terrified that I wouldn't be allowed to pet dogs anymore if I'd fessed up to the bite.

Dave said...

I enjoyed your story too Jane. I guess you know now not to let young children play with things that might hurt them, huh? - Dave

Zuzana said...

The last sentence made me chuckle.;)
I so enjoy your recollection from your life, whether it is your younger years or your childhood.
I have never inured myself "in secrecy", but I have heard stories of others that have similar experiences.;)
My only - but very public - injury from my childhood worth mentioning in this context is running in a gutter and falling over a broken glass bottle. Still today I have one piece of glass embedded in my knee.;)
Have a lovely week dear Jane,
xoxo

slommler said...

I so enjoyed this story! What a great childhood adventure. And I am glad it was only the muscle that you nicked!! Whew!!
I have had a few adventures that I owned up to much later in life. Much much later...Ha!! That is when they are amusing!!!!!!
Hugs
SueAnn

the walking man said...

THAT is one thing we learn early in Detroit--how to handle a knife.

ethelmaepotter! said...

What a terrific story - I could see the look you and Bobby exchanged over the bleeding finger!

Like Hilary, I hid a pet bite from my parents. It was a gorgeous cat that had just wandered in from no where, very long hair mangled and tangled. I took my hairbrush outside to "pretty her up," against Mama's admonitions that I should never try something like that with an animal I did not know.

Of course, I told her I wouldn't, but as soon as her back was turned, I did that very thing. I was the CAT WHISPERER. That cat would just lie peacefully in my arms while I brushed that long hair into a silky coat. Confidence formed an aura around me.

10 seconds later, I was bleeding profusely from a gash down my forearm. I wore long sleeves for more than two weeks, Mama was none the wiser, and the cat never showed her fat fluffy face at our door again.

Rob-bear said...

One other thought, Jane, about your title: "Something sharp this way comes…"

Perhaps the Ray Bradbury original, which begins:

Crystal water turns to dark
Where ere it's presence leaves it's mark
And boiling currents pound like drums
When something wicked this way comes...


I think that's sufficiently sinister. The rest of the poem is even more "fun."

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Jane, that is a wonderful story!

BTW, I got an email supposedly from you today that looked suspicious like someone had sent it in your name. It had a bunch of weird letters in it that I could see before I opened it.

I didn't open it, fearing it might be a virus. But I did want you to know so that you could take action if need be. It could be that you opened something from another blogger that had a virus, and it's sending it out to your people in your address book. Just wanted you to be aware.

XO,

Sheila

The Quintessential Magpie said...

P.S. I'm not going to open any emails from you till you figure out what's happened. Okay? Thanks. XO

Kathy said...

Great story, Jane. I'm glad to see you back - I guess I have a lot of reading to do! :)

tattytiara said...

Haha, oh poor Bobby! I can just imagine how mortified he must've been to see you bleeding like that.