Monday, July 6, 2009

The Tooth


If you read my previous post, The Fall, this will make more sense.

So, there I sat/lay for 10 days, pretty much black and blue before the bruises became chartreuse and a yucky yellow. At first I could only sip liquids through a straw as my jaw was pretty much jammed but eventually, I was able to eat scrambled eggs and other soft type foods. Obviously, I rested and slept a lot for the first few days after the accident but after that, I watched pirated videos and read and reread books.

Toni had passed her Gulf Air test with flying colors and was now spending time with indoctrination, training and relocating into her own apartment with two other trainees. I didn’t want her worrying about me while she was embarking on her own new adventure but I did ask her to see if she could get a recommendation for an oral surgeon from the Gulf Air medical staff and she did.

His name was Dr. Joel Renouardiere; he was from France, and from his curriculum vitae, had mucho experience. My first visit to him proved to me what the word ‘trauma’ really meant. First he told me I was really lucky I had not broken a jaw, then he told me practically all of my teeth were cracked, to some degree or another. After I finished sobbing at this news, he reaffixed the one crown I had which had loosened in The Fall, and then he told me about tooth transplants.

It seems that he, and a few other oral surgeons in France, had been experimenting with tooth transplants over the past decade and they had a pretty good success rate. He would take a healthy tooth (or teeth) from someone who didn’t need it anymore, in most cases, prepubescent’s who didn’t have room for wisdom teeth, and he would literally transplant this tooth, root and all, into an empty space in someone else’s mouth which had been sliced open to accommodate the roots.

Dr. Renouardiere said he had a 12 year old Indian girl who needed all of her wisdom teeth extracted and he had three other patients who needed transplants, so he was waiting on a fourth to set it up. His plan was to have all us ‘tooth recipients’ in the waiting room while he removed the four wisdom teeth, so that immediately afterwards, he could transplant one each into our respective mouths. I agreed to be the fourth patient.

On the day in question, I sat in the waiting room with two men and another woman. We spent our time wringing our hands and discussing the decision we had each made. The general conclusion was that it couldn’t hurt to try and if the transplant ‘took’, we could look forward to several years before considering another solution. Remember, this was 1985. (Great strides have been made since: read this and this.

We didn’t have to wait but about 20 minutes, then each of us were simultaneously taken to a separate room where we were given injections to deaden the specific area in our mouth. In my case, Dr. Renouardiere only had to reopen my original wound; with the other patients, he had to actually slit the area as their gums had already closed up because they had been waiting much longer than I.

When it was my turn, Dr. Renouardiere then came in carrying my new tooth in a sterile container and, using a small, wooden mallet, lightly hammered it into my gum. I was cleaned up, given more pain medication, told to only eat liquids and soft foods and to be careful while brushing for a week, and to call him if I had any problems.

Thankfully, I didn’t have any problems with the tooth until I relocated to Cairo a few months later. Dr. Renouardiere told me that the previous transplants they had done collectively had lasted 9 years, as that was the amount of time that had expired since they began experimenting; it was possible it could last longer, they just couldn’t be sure.

P.S. I’d like to interject here that until this accident, I had a mouthful of great healthy teeth which I had evidently inherited from my maternal grandmother who died with all of her original teeth. Remember this when you read my next post.

Jane
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52 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

But,

*pauses to add extra emphasis*

do you still have that transplanted tooth in your mouth?

Jan said...

Some people are so lucky - I inherited crappy teeth from my maternal grandfather and mother. I will, in fact, be seeing an oral surgeon very soon. *sigh*

I have never, ever heard of tooth transplants before. Do you have to take drugs to keep your body from rejecting it, like if you had a kidney transplant or something?

Lyn said...

The progression of colors is gorgeous, but not on a face..I'm there right now!
Quite an ordeal you went through..can't wait for the next post!!

Just a Plane Ride Away said...

Oh the suspense! I am sorry you had such a bad experience though.

Daryl said...

Incredible, very sci-fi ... I am amazed any one of these patients kept a transplanted tooth for any length of time.

Gaston Studio said...

Mo: Not telling... yet!

Jan: Nope!

Lyn: You got that right... "progression of colors..." LOL.

Justa: Thanks, me too.

Daryl: I know! Me too!

The Quintessential Magpie said...

I have got the willies thinking about what might happen next! Oh, I feel for you...

XO,

Sheila

Lucy said...

Ugh! Teeth problems. I could write a book. Fortunate my children took after their father for that genetic little gift. I wish I had. No wait. That wouldn't have worked. Hmmmmmmmm..........

Beth said...

I found some shark's teeth about a week ago while I was walking on the beach. It would be totally awesome to get someone to volunteer to have them implanted.

Smile!

Gaston Studio said...

Sheila: The willies huh, haven't heard that expression in quite some time.

Lucy: I say ugh too, to teeth problems.

Beth: LOL, maybe some of the vampire worshipers!

Hit 40 said...

I know a kid that got a tooth transplant. Pricey!!!

I definitely do not want to drink now!! I already have terrible balance at times. Just adding to much liquor would really mess me up.

Michel said...

OMGOMGOMG...I got to the point where you started talking about putting SOMEONE ELSE'S tooth in your mouth and I kinda freaked out.

I'm afraid to go back.

I barely tolerate having my OWN teeth in my mouth. For some reason teeth really really freak/gross me out - ALMOST as much as clowns. Maybe more. Depending on the situation.

Michel said...

gimme a minute. I'll be back. I can do this. I know I can.

Michel said...

OMGOMGOMG - no i can't.

Michel said...

I'm gonna go read something else and be back.

Michel said...

You might need to pay for my therapy now.

Michel said...

Whoo...ok. I did it. BUT DAMNITT JANE! NEXT POST!?!? I'm not sure I can go through this again!?!?

Question: (a) what did you know about this person's dental hygeine?

(b) What if they ate stuff you don't like?

(c) did it taste funny?

(d) did you see flashbacks to the original owner? Did that owner kill someone or were they murdered in a hideously freakish manner?

oh wait. I think that was a movie...and it may have been eyes...but DID IT HAPPEN!?

Seriously!?!? A wooden mallet? Did you have this surgery done in 1834?

Michel said...

I'm a little freaked out right now. I am going to go make myself a drink.

Gaston Studio said...

Hit40: Wow, you're the first person I know who even knows someone who has had one! Wow!

Michel: I think you need one hon.

Snowbrush said...

Jane, the whole sordid story is enough to make people want to lie on the floor when they drink just so they won't have anyplace to fall to!

I can't wait to hear what problems you later had.

lakeviewer said...

What an interesting story about the beginning of a new procedure. I've heard all good things about tooth implants.

blognut said...

Okay... I'm a little creeped out, too. I think I'm going to have a drink with Michel and then maybe we'll both head off to a group therapy session.

What if the person who had the tooth before you, committed a crime and bit someone? Then the mold of the bitemark matches you? And you get convicted of a crime that you didn't do?

Oh my God! Are you writing this from jail?

Kathleen said...

Tooth transplant?

I repeat, tooth transplant?

I never knew. Sounds WAY better than those protheses I hear about. Ouch.

Can hardly wait till next episode of Indiana Jane!!!

Gaston Studio said...

Snow: LOL, you are so right. Captain Dumbass said he crawled to the bathroom in the middle of the night!

Lake: This was a tooth transplant, not implant.

Blognut: Damn, you found me out!

Kathleen: It was actually pretty cool.

only a movie said...

Weird story. And next installment, please. (and thanks).
:-)

Vodka Mom said...

okay, the story about the fall made me laugh and cringe at the same time. Then, the part about hammering the TOOTH in???

oh my God.

Abe Lincoln said...

Gosh that sounded like a plot in a science fiction film.

Gaston Studio said...

Only: Try living it! :-D

Vodka: Didn't feel a thing (thank goodness!)

Abe: It almost was. Hey, thanks for visiting!

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry said...

I think I have a wooden mallet I use with my jewelry, I wonder if its similar :).

Seriously, we should have sued the GH. I have ALWAYS regretted not doing that, especially because of what I know and the misery and money and everything.

Gaston Studio said...

Toni: Sounds similar; now you know it's good for something besides pounding on precious metal.

Derrick said...

Hi Jane,

Oooooo, Dee may have let some of the cat out of the bag??! It wasn't a Cheshire cat by any chance?

Wasn't it Washington who had a mixed set of molars fixed to a wooden plate?!!!

And you have such a lovely smile.

Debbie said...

Wow Jane....I agree with one of your commenters...it is a bit Sci-fi-ish...I almost thought it was a joke or a hoax while reading it. Someone else's tooth in your mouth...really kind of grosses me out a bit. Thank God they don't do that today...do they??! And...I can forsee problems coming about from this procedure and all the cracked teeth in your mouth? Something had to be done about that right? My God! Did you have to have false teeth??

Hit 40 said...

Michel truly is having problems finding her passport to get out!! LOL And she can not blame Jack and Kernel for eating them.

Suzanne Casamento said...

Ohhh. Reopening oral wounds. Slitting open gums to insert new teeth. Yikes. I'm cringing.

You are a brave, brave woman.

otin said...

I just had a tooth removed! I am still cringing! LOL!

Southern Drawl said...

Ouch, this does not sound fun... :0

Femin Susan said...

oh my God. Thanks for sharing....

Gaston Studio said...

Derrick: I think you're right about Washington, maybe he knew Dr.Paul.

Debbie: Click on the link about what they're trying to do today; interesting, for sure.

Hit40: I can't believe she had to get a new passport!

Suzanne: I was cringing a bit there too, not brave, not brave.

Otin: Whoops!

Southern: Was not fun, not fun at all.

Femin: Well you're welcome!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I have never heard of tooth transplants. Hope the next part of this story is coming soon Jane ; -)

Smart Mouth Broad said...

OMG, Jane! You've got me in suspense like "Who shot JR?"

Eddie Bluelights said...

Fascinating story Jane about something I did not know was available as standard surgery procedure. No doubt we will learn next time if you still have the tooth and it feels normal. Also did you acquire extra wisdom?
Look foward to the next story ~ Eddie
PS Thank you for your very kind comments.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

My God! What have I missed!! BRB! Gotta go back ....

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Ok! I'm back! I think I was meant to go back and catch up. I'm glad I went. At least YOU won't think I'm a nut case!
And there is something else I want to tell you too. I have to go to the Queen Mary for the weekend on the 1st of August...and I am really dreading it! I never in my life thought it was a place I would EVER have to go...as I had been there once for brunch and bought an oil painting from their gallery...got spooked and never wanted to return. 13 years later...and two marriages after my husband died...we must for for his daughters 50th 3 day birthday bash! Catalina, and the late night excursion into the bowels of that stupid ship! I cannot believe this could happen! It is not a place for me to be!!

Another thing...I am getting ready to go in for a tooth transplant...four actually! Another "how could this happen to me!" thing!
LOL It's ok...I have you, Jane! :)
Mona

jeannette stgermain said...

You have a way with creeping people out, Jane. I'm "enjoying" the comments even more than your story, LOL. I guess people feel differently about a tooth transplant than a heart transplant...

Gaston Studio said...

Pseudo: Should be next Monday.

Smartmouth: Actually, I have sort of a funny story about that, too!

Eddie: Tee hee, unfortunately, wisdom didn't come with it!

Wsp/Mona: Okay, you need to send me a private email; you've really got me going here!

Jeannette: Don't mean to 'creep out' anyone, just telling stuff that happened to me.

Sniffles and Smiles said...

Oh dear...it appears I am missing a lot!!! And I'm not talking about missing teeth!!! LOL...I TRULY miss reading your wonderful stories...but I am getting a much needed respite...and am feeling better everyday!!! Thanks so much for stopping by, and for your kind words!!! Your friendship means so much to me!!! ~Janine XO

Sandi McBride said...

Aren't bruises amazing technicolor creations? And just when do we get to have "the rest of the story"?!!!
hugs
Sandi

Hilary said...

Your "PS" gives us something to chew on until the next post. ;) Looking forward to it. :)

♥ Braja said...

Forget the teeth,I love your new header :)))
xxx

Gaston Studio said...

Sniffles: Hope you'll be back with us soon!

Sandi: Hopefully, Monday.

Hilary: To "chew" on; tee hee.

Braja: Well, thanks a lot!

Jan said...

I tend to burst into tears whenever I'm in a dentist's chair, too, but it's because I HATE going to the dentist and have a Novocain phobia - I'm afraid I'm never going to regain the feeling in my mouth and I'll lose my ability to swallow.

Hey - no one ever said phobias made sense!

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